December 24, 2024

Wedi darganfod mai gwlithod yw ffordd dda i dynnu sylw’r enwog Owain Glyndŵr oddi wrth redeg o gwmpas yr ardd pryd bynnag mae e’n clywed y geiriau “lap o anrhydedd”, mae Dewi Sant a Jeff y gath yn pendroni sut i gludo’r lembo mawr i Lundain ar gyfer coroni’r Brenin Mawrglustiau.

– Beth am i ni neud het ysblennydd fel y rheina o Awstralia? gofyn Jeff. – Allen ni hongian gwlithod o gwmpas y cantel yn lle cyrc.

– Druan ar y gwlithod, meddai Dewi Sant.

– Ond ma rhaid i ni gadw fe o dan reoleth rywsut.

Mae Santes Non yn cael syniad.

– Defnyddiwch awenau Dewi, meddai hi, yn ymbalfalu yn ei bag llaw. – We nhw‘n ddefnyddiol iawn pan wedd e’n blentyn bach.

Mae Dewi Sant yn gwrido.

Saesneg : English

Taking the reins

Having discovered that slugs are a good way to distract the famous Owain Glyndŵr from running around the garden whenever he hears the words “lap of honour”, Saint David and Jeff the cat are wondering how to transport the big eejit to London for the coronation of King Bigears.

– How about we make a splendid hat like the ones from Australia? asked Jeff. – We could hang slugs around the brim instead of corks.

– Poor slugs, says Saint David.

– But we have to keep him under control somehow.

Saint Non has an idea.

– Use Dewi’s reins, she said, fumbling in her handbag. – They were very useful when he was a toddler.

Saint David blushes.

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