December 24, 2024

Annwyl Dewi,

Bydd rhaid i ti ddysgu rheoli’r cathod ‘na.

[Dim gobaith, meddylia Dewi.]

Yn anffodus, does dim arian ar ôl i ni, wedi imi wario eitha lot ar fy ngwyliau. Felly, does dim cyfle i ti gael sied newydd. Bydd rhaid i ti rewi fel pawb arall.

[Wel, diolch yn fawr, eich mawreddi.]

Paid â sôn am fy mab byth eto, os nad wyt ti am gael dy anfon i rywle lot lai cyffyrddus.

Hwyl,

Yr Esgob

Saesneg / English

The Bishop’s letter to Saint David

Dear Saint David,

You will have to learn to control those cats.

[No hope, thinks Saint David.]

Unfortunately, we have no money left, after I spent quite a lot on my holidays. So, there is no chance of you getting a new shed. You will have to freeze like everyone else.

[Well, thank you very much, your majesty.]

Don’t mention my son ever again, if you don’t want to be sent somewhere much less comfortable.

Bye,

The Bishop

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