Mae Daf y gath a’i chwaer Jeff yn esgus taw caffi yw sied Dewi Sant, er mwyn ei ddygnu.
– Helo, meddai Daf wrth Dewi Sant. – Ga i goffi mawr efo llefrith a dau siwgr plîs?
– Does dim siwgr gyda fi, ateba Dewi Sant. – Does dim llaeth ychwaith.
– Felly, ga i baned o de gwan iawn efo lemwn?
– Digwydd bod, does dim te gyda fi, hyd yn oed, meddai Dewi Sant, yn colli ei amynedd.
Mae Jeff am gael go.
– Ga i het llawn dop â chwstard, plat mawr o facwn, a phaced o hoelion plîs?
Mae Dewi Sant yn ymbalfalu yng nghefn y sied.
– Dyma ti.
Saesneg / English
Café
Dave the cat and her sister Jeff are pretending that Saint David’s shed is a café, in order to annoy him.
– Hello, says Dave to Saint David. – Can I have a large coffee with milk and two sugars please?
– I don’t have any sugar, replies Saint David. – There’s no milk either.
– In that case, can I have a cup of very weak tea with lemon?
– As it happens, I don’t even have any tea, says Saint David, losing his patience.
Jeff wants to have a go.
– Can I have a hat full of custard, a big plate of bacon, and a packet of nails please?
Saint David rummages in the back of the shed.
– Here you are.
