December 25, 2024

Mae Prifdaten newydd yn arwain y tatws. Mae e’n swnllyd ac yn rhwysgfawr, ac mae e’n siarad mewn priflythrennau.

– HEDDIW MAE’R DUWIAU’N DISGWYL ABERTHAU CYN I NI GAEL GLAW. PWY SYDD EISIAU BOD Y CYNTAF?

Tawelwch.

Mae’r Prifdaten yn dechrau aberthu aelodau ei dîm ar hap â philiwr tatws. Mae startsh dros y lle i gyd.

Ond ni ddaw’r glaw.

Saesneg / English

Sacrifice

A new Prime Potato is leading the potatoes. He is loud and pompous, and he speaks in capital letters.

– TODAY THE GODS EXPECT SACRIFICES BEFORE WE GET RAIN. WHO WANTS TO BE THE FIRST?

Silence.

The Prime Potato begins to sacrifice his team members at random with a potato peeler. There is starch all over the place.

But the rain doesn’t come.

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