December 24, 2024

Mae selsigen hudolus Franz Kafka mor lawn o wynt bod hi’n hollol rownd erbyn hyn. Fel balŵn.

Mae Daf y gath yn dal i fod yn rhechu rhywle o dan lwyn oherwydd caws anfad Santes Dwynwen, felly mae rhaid i Dewi Sant achub y dydd.

– Gweddïwn, meddai.

– Paid â bod yn wirion, meddai Jeff y gath. – Mae angen cemegau diwydiannol cryf.

– Felly, gweddiwn am gemegau diwydiannol cryfion, meddai Dewi Sant.

Mae cemegau diwydiannol cryf yn ymddangos.

– Dyna ni. Mae’r Arglwydd yn gweithio mewn ffyrdd dirgel.

Saesneg / English

The Stinky Sausage

Franz Kafka’s magic sausage is so full of wind that it is now fully round. Like a balloon.

Davethe cat is still farting somewhere under a bush because of St Dwynwen’s evil cheese, so St David has to save the day.

– Let us pray, he says.

– Don’t be silly, says Jeff the cat. – Strong industrial chemicals are needed.

– Therefore, let us pray for strong industrial chemicals, says St David.

Strong industrial chemicals appear.

– There we go. The Lord works in mysterious ways.

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