Bwced (Dydd Santes Dwynwen 2022, rhan 5)

Jeff mewn bwced
“Basai’r bwced yn gylflymach.”

Mae Santes Dwynwen yn llefain. Mae hi wedi ei gorchuddio â chwstard, ac yn diferu’n drist. Mae hi wedi cael hen ddigon o gwstard cariad. Mae hi wedi cael hen ddigon o fod yn Santes. Mae hi wedi cael llond bola o bopeth. Mae hi eisiau mynd adre.

– Beth am i ni jyst cael un diod bellach yn y tafarn? gofynna Dewi Sant.
– JYST GADEWCH I FI FYND ADRE, wyla Santes Dwynwen.
– Dim ond un.
– WAAAAAAAA.

Mae Daf y gath yn ystyried beth i’w wneud.
– Dw i ddim yn hollol sicr, ond dw i’n meddwl bydden ni’n cael ein dosbarthu gartref pe tasen ni’n dringo’n ôl i mewn i’r blychau.
– Da iawn, Daf. Am ddyfais plot cyfleus, meddai Jeff y gath. – Ond beth am ddefnyddio’r bwced hwn?
Mae hi’n pwntio tuag at fwced du gerllaw.
– Basai’r bwced yn gyflymach, oni fasai?

Felly mae pawb yn dringo i mewn i’r bwced ac aros am y bennod nesaf.

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Saesneg / English

Bucket

Jeff mewn bwced
“The bucket would be quicker.”

Santes Dwynwen is weeping. She is covered in custard, and dripping sadly. She’s had quite enough of love custard. She’s had quite enough of being a Saint. She’s fed up with everything. She wants to go home.

– Why don’t we just have one more drink in the pub? asks St David.
– JUST LET ME GO HOME, wails Saint Dwynwen.
– Just one.
– WAAAAAAAA.

Dave the cat is thinking about what to do.
– I’m not quite sure, but I think we would be delivered home if we were to climb back into the boxes.
– Very good, Dave. What a convenient plot device, says Jeff the cat. – But why not use this bucket?
She points towards a black bucket nearby.
– The bucket would be faster, wouldn’t it?

So everyone climbs into the bucket, and they wait for the next episode.

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