Mae’r esgob yn ymlacio yn ei fath, efo’i “ffrind” brydferth, wrth i lythyr gyrraedd.

Annwyl Esgob,

Yn anffodus, dydy Dewi Sant ddim yn gallu gweithio ichi ragor, achos mae’n ofynnol iddo fynychu adloniant ysgafn mewn theatr yng nghanolbarth Lloegr. Ar ôl iddo fynd yn ôl, bydd e’n rhy brysur yn tynnu ei ben-gliniau i ffwrdd efo llwy fwrdd i ddychwelyd i’r gwaithg.

Dymuniadau gorau,
Harold Trwsus (Mrs.)

Mae’r esgob yn troi yn goch, yna mae ffrwydrad.

– DW I’N MYND I LADD Y GATH HON, bloeddia.

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English / Saesneg 

Resignation

The bishop is relaxing in his bath, with his beautiful “friend”, when a letter arrives.

Dear Bishop,

Unfortunately, Saint David is no longer able to work for you, because he is required to attend some light entertainment in a theatre in the English Midlands. After he comes back, he will be too busy removing his knees with a tablespoon to return to work.

Best wishes,
Harold Trousers (Mrs.)

The bishop turns red, then there is an explosion.

– I’M GOING TO KILL THAT CAT, he shouts.

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