Fe gafodd Jeff y gath sioc pan ymddangosodd llythyr yn ei phowlen. Bu bron iddi ei fwyta. Agorodd yr amlen cyn gynted â phosibl, yn frwd, a dechrau ei ddarllen.
Re: Swydd Gweithredwr Peiriant Cwstard
Annwyl Jeff y gathDiolch yn fawr iawn am eich diddordeb yn y swydd hon. Byddaf wrth fy modd yn eich gwahodd i gyfweliad. Does dim angen paratoi arnoch. Dewch â thyrnsgriw, os gwelwch chi’n dda, ond darperir darn o bren.
Nodwch y byddwch yn cystadlu yn erbyn dim ond un ymgeisydd arall. Edrychaf ymlaen at eich cwrdd.
Cofion,
Dwynwen (Santes)
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Jeff the cat got a shock when a letter appeared in her bowl. She nearly ate it. She opened the envelope as quickly as possible, enthusiastically, and started to read it.
Re: Custard Machine Operative Position
Dear Jeff the catThank you very much for your interest in this position. I am delighted to invite you to interview. There is no need for you to prepare. Please bring a screwdriver with you, but a piece of wood will be provided.
Note that you will be competing against just one other candidate. I look forward to meeting you.
Regards,
Dwynwen (Saint)
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