December 24, 2024

Datganiad Personol – Jeff y gath

Cath hyblg yr wyf, gan dros 7 mlynedd o brofiad o fwyta brecwestau a chiniawau cathod eraill, sydd yn angerddol am ddal llygod er mwyn eu rhoi fel anrhegion i’r staff. Rwyf yn mwynhau ffeindio dullau creadigol i ddwyn bwyd. Rwyf yn ymrwymedig i anwybyddu Daf y gath yn gyfan gwbwl yn y dyfodol.

Mae gen i ddiddordeb mawr yn siapio dyfodol sydd yn llawn dop bwyd cathod, a’i goblygiadau i bawb – yn gynnwys cyn-arweinwyr – wrth iddynt ymaddasu i fyd sydd yn cael ei redeg gan gathod.

Personal Statement – Jeff the cat

I am a flexible cat, with over seven years’ experience of stealing other cats’ food, who is passionate about catching mice in order to give them to the staff as gifts. I enjoy finding creative ways to steal food. I am committed to completely ignoring Dave the cat in the future.

I am very interested in shaping a future that is full of cat food, and its implications for all  – including former leaders – as they adapt themselves to a world that is run by cats.

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