– Daf, meddai Jeff y gath un diwrnod, – Pam y’n ni’n defnyddio stremps yn lle prawfnodiadau pan ni’n siarad?
– Wel, fel mae’n digwydd, meddai Daf yn edrych lan o lyfu ei draed, – Gall rhai atalnodau’n hedfan yn gyflymach na rai eraill.
– Beth.
– Wir i ti. Sai’n gallu’u dal nhw.
“Ti jyst yn crap am hela,” meddai Jeff, yn dal prawfnodiadau wrth iddynt hedfan heibio.
– Ma pethe gwell ‘da fi neud, meddai Daf, yn cwmpo’n ôl i gysgu.
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– Dave, said Jeff the cat one day, – Why do we use dashes instead of quotation marks when we speak?
– Well, as it happens, said Dave, looking up from licking his feet, – Some punctuation marks can fly faster than others.
– What.
– Honestly. I can’t catch them.
“You’re just crap at hunting,” said Jeff, catching some quotation marks as they flew past.
– I’ve got better things to do, said Dave, going back to sleep.
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