Un noson, roedd Jeff y gath galico’n lwgu, fel arfer.
– Ble mae’r staff? bloediodd Jeff.
– Ti isie mynd am gyri? gofynnodd Daf y gath, ar ôl iddo orffen ymolchi ei hunan.
– Wnei di yrru? meddai Jeff.
– Na i, atebiodd Daf, wrth iddo ddwyn sgwter Santes Dwynwen (achos yr oedd ei fan wedi ei losgi). – Neidia arno.
– Mae’n ludiog, cwynodd Jeff.
– Wel, ‘na ni, meddai Daf, gan danio’r injan. – Jyst paid baeddu e rhagor.
Pan gyrraeddodd y cathod y bwyty, dilynasant weinydd i’u bwrdd.
– Beth hoffai’r bonheddwr? meddai’r gweinydd, yn foesgar iawn.
– Na i gymryd bhaji nionyn i ddechrau, a chyri cyw iâr gyda bara naan, plis, meddai Daf.
– Ac ar gyfer y foneddiges?
– Dw i isie bwyd, meddai Jeff.
– Fe allwch chi fod ychydig bach yn fwy penodol?
– Dw i isie lot o fwyd.
Oediodd y gweinydd.
– Dw i isie’r holl fwyd. I gyd.
Ar ôl iddyn nhw gwblhau eu prydau o fwyd, roliodd Daf Jeff tuag at sgwter Santes Dwynwen.
– Diolch byth fod e’n ludiog, meddai Jeff, gan lynu ei hunan i’r cerbyd.
– Bant â’r cart, meddai Daf.
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One evening, Jeff the cat was starving, as usual.
– Where’s the staff? yelled Jeff.
– Do you want to go for a curry? asked Dave the cat, after he finished washing himself.
– Will you drive? asked Jeff.
– I will, answered Dave, as he stole Saint Dwynwen’s scooter (because his van had been burned). – Jump on.
– It’s sticky, complained Jeff.
– Well, there we go, firing the engine. – Just don’t soil it any more.
When the cats reached the restaurant, they followed a waiter to their table.
– What would the gentleman like? said the waiter, very politely.
– I’ll have an onion bhaji to start and a chicken curry with naan bread, please, said Dave.
– And for the lady?
– I want food, said Jeff.
– Could you be a little more specific?
– I want a lot of food.
The waiter paused.
– I want all the food. All of it.
After they finished their meals, Dave rolled Jeff towards Saint Dwynwen’s scooter.
– Thank goodness it’s sticky, said Jeff, sticking herself to the vehicle.
– Off we go, said Dave.
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